before i forget, this is what i remember. you should add and edit.
i love you all you creepy crappy tenters you.
Friday:
bones begins making lists
bones forgets car charger, chapstick
pack kevin's pdays bag (including all black clothing, silly hats, black pepper and 3 nalgenes)
kidnap kevin as he returns from greece
drive to versailles and discover just how big bones' eyes are
arrive at pdays (beers to the people, dig for tent, find homies, beers to the people, set up tent set up chairs)
play ketchup (what did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato)
distribute whiskey, drink beer
play a game that includes getting shocked
scenarios (you used to be a monkey but now you're a human, but she's still a monkey and in love with you. oh and you just had a midget baby....)
"na-tay," kick to the balls, shove into the tent
zilla gets lost - employs bones to cuddle - steals blanket
Saturday:
bones wakes up discovering she used a Subway sandwich, contact solution and a flashlight as a pillow
the sweltering side of the tent
"why dont you warm up your butt, come over here and put it on me!"
getting lost on the way to the Sweet Shop, versailles is full of children under the age of 10
cold showers - "im staring at a dude and i'm naked"
awkward question list (please post)
Gario hat
chicken dinners
energy drink from hell "go find a frisbee and throw it as far as you can then time my sprints"
distributing whiskey to the people
penis puppet show
flappy vaJayJays
mad libs
foreign language dialogues
kevin enters the tent:
-who has my sleeping bag?
- i hate you you creepy crappy tenters
- como se dice "frostbite?"
- i'm hungry and im half on half off a platform of french fries
fantastic weekend guys. Now perhaps I should get back to work.....
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4 comments:
1. Who would you die for?
2. Are friends enough to lather each other up in the shower? How about in the crevices?
3. Can you describe to me the texture of your last poop?
It's hot out here, I'm gonna go put on some schwartz
Sunday morning -
Kevin: "My feet are freezing!"
Joe: "Why don't you switch spots with me, its HOT over here??"
Kevin: "Nobody puts Baby in the corner!"
Rip Van Winkle: Traveled through the forest and didn't sleep for 40 years.
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