Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Poop

In microbiology lab yesterday we were informed that the average adult leaves one half of a gram of poop in their butt after every bowel movement.

Wipe up!!

9 comments:

Schwartz said...

half a gram my ass

pigous said...

i guess eric really knew what he was doing with the double wipe after all.

Joey said...

well he makes twice the bowel movements, hence twice the excess poop grammage hence the double wipe.

he should be like ... quadruple wiping.

pigous said...

Thats true, and i guess using a wipe for the purpose of inducing another poop may not include a good thorough wiping technique.
That means the second wipe has to be outstanding.

zilla said...

Would you rather:
Wipe outstandingly and have a poop-free but sore butt?
or
Wipe standardly and have a great feeling but 1/2g poop laden butt?

Margaret said...

I've thought about this every time I've pooped this week and I'm pretty sure the 1/2 gram of e.coli filled poop is better than a sore bottom. I'm always debating, double wipe? 1/2 gram?

Schwartz said...

I think you have to bite the 1/2 gram bullet on that one. Nobody likes a sore butt

zilla said...

I completely agree with you both. I put all my trust in my immune system.

Margaret said...

I do make sure of a thorough cleaning in the shower now though.