I'm sure you all remember Maurice who made us laugh with his tophat and cheesy grin. And who could forget when he followed me from 512 to my apt on E. Columbia and stole my chocolate and kept me up at night...Then this summer one of his relatives bit me in my sleep. Well, if those weren't enough rodent adventures for one lifetime, I now have squirrels nesting between the walls one room over. They make a lot of noise and smell bad. If they start biting me, I'm gonna need some serious help; and at this rate, in a few years I'll have opossums swinging from my lights.
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maybe you should just screw school and work all together and be a rodent wrangler. you could open a rodent circus.
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